My mother is driving me crazy. I'm getting a history lesson from my friend Dan (the Dan from sixth grade, ie. vampire/druggie Dan) and she wants to kick me off because "Who cares about Tibet?"

Well Dan does. So there.

I've been attracting the weirdos this past week.

Well, I normally do....

This beats all. Including age gaps.

I recieved a note, yes, remember sixth grade when you asked out your girlfriend with a note? (Or how I asked out the boy I just advised my friend to dump with a note?)

A note. So this note says "Will you go out with me sometime?" and lists the name and phone number of a guy who is also a teller at the bank.

I decide to be the sarcastic...

... we all know I am, and write a note back saying:

" Sure why not. Oh I'm 19 btw. You call me."

He reads it, gives a little "oh!" and blushes. I (sarcastically, and quite rudely, despite me being nice earlier,) say "How old are you??"

He's thirty three.

EWW.

We all know I drew the line way before thirty three. Never.

So today, everyone comes up to me asking about it, I guess people saw our little interaction last night and were worried that things would ... progress. My boss advised me "NOT TO GO OUT WITH HIM!!" telling me he was weird, and lived at home with his parents. Krista, the girl he asked out last month, who is 20, told me that she tends to announce news about her boyfriend very loudly when he is around.

I'm now "seeing someone" who I am very happy with. (Perhaps in my dreams?)