Baby's first outing:

The Cafe.

(Brian this will make you laugh even louder.)

If you've ever seen my fave Disney show Lizzy McGuire, you will know of the little cartoon blurbs they have of Lizzie. Yeah, think that, plus me slipping and falling on a puddle of water in the cafe and flying to the floor. My plate goes one way, my ass another, and my cup up in the air. My whole body is a bruise. Luckally I'm used to being embarrased in cafeterias (read the apple story on daisysmba,) so I stood up, laughed and limped away.

I'll tell you how big the bruise is another night. As for now, I'm dreading my seven o'clock appointment with the cafe floors.

Oww.