My father wants me to buy an Escort. I am having nightmares already.... Luckally when he said Escort he meant a '98 or '99 Escort. Not a Weiner Mobile. I believe I will survive. (That is if I get a car this weekend.) As long as no one refers to it as an Escort, or WM, I will be flying high.

I never listened when people said you can tell a man by his handshake. I'm listening now... there are some real slimy men in the car business. With weak handshakes. (If I have a stronger handshake than the guy, the sky is falling.)