Why am I watching the football game? Why are we winning? As India says about the Steelers "they are getting their asses spanked."

Rephrase - they got their asses spanked.

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In our yearbooks when we were younger we would take erasers and erase the faces of our "enemies." Above their shirt collar we would draw in faces of our own.

Let's just say I'm sorry if you've been erased.