"Mom Finds Out About Blog."

Yesterday my mother and I had a conversation about HTML. I asked for a "For Dummies" book for Christmas... and she wondered why I wanted a HoTMaiL book. So of course, knowing it would completely throw her off, I casually mentioned that I had a webpage, and HTML was some super nifty code stuff for making my webpage look... well super nifty.

She heard: I have a webpage online where Internet Stalkers can look up information about me and steal my virginity away.

So, when I come to post today and see Blogger linking The Onion's article on "Mom Finds Out About Blog..." well what can I say? (I thought it would be hilarious. It wasn't.)

Actually, I can say something. I Internet Stalked that guy. He's a thirty year old doing drugs and blogging about parties and women? Who has "over 100" readers? Come on. (He only has five links. I would say he's fabricating.) Anyway, Thursday's post was about anti-perspirant. Umm? Yeah, so I continue reading, don't want to diss the guy for one post, and then he begins talking in third person... "Kevin has work tomorrow?" I have to work tomorrow. Yes. Proper. Oh, and I stopped reading at this:

"Goodnight from Planet Kevin. Your home away from Earth."

It seems from further investigation that he deleted everything from the past blog, and began again to make it clean for his Mummy. I just didn't figure out where clean became synonymous with boring.


Oh and Planet Kevin? If you ever Google yourself and bring up my page? Send me the link to your "other blog." This one just doesn't cut it... maybe for Mum but not for anyone else.