I bought "A Very Special Acoustic Christmas," thinking it would have awesome Christmas songs on it... instead, it has Reba McEntire singing Silent Night.... "rauwnd yawn virgin mother and child/holey infant so tender and mild/sleeeep in heafeanly peace/sleep in heafanly peace/ohhh sleep in hea-von-leee-peace!"

I know the accent doesn't work quite as well in words, but I think you get my point.

Make sure I don't listen to this CD while drinking Eggnog. Or you will all get a rendition of my own "Reba" Silent Night.