Words of wisdom from Date#1:

~ Art and porn are not synonymous.

~ When he persists in trying to get you drunk, then decides he can try to score when you are sober, there is a problem.

~ "College guys don't want to let on that they have girlfriends," is a bad pick up line.

Words of wisdom from Date#2:

~ Gravy cheese fries are disgusting unless you're drunk.

~ "Would you like to come back to my ... dorm room," is not a sexy phrase to a graduate.

~ Platonic needs to be banned from the English language.