UPDATE:

Remember the "Date#1" (better known as, that-was-the-worst-date-ever?)

Well, he's stuck around. I recieved a text message from him a week ago, and this IM just a few days ago:

"We have that one amazing night together and u never talk to me again? I'm so hurt."

He swears he was just "messin' with me" by saying that, but honestly, that was the cherry to my whipped cream. I think I need to start trying different languages to see which hell no works.

Perhaps he doesn't speak English well and hears Hell-o.

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I have so much more to say. Perhaps another day.