To Whom It May Concern:

I distinctly remember in elementary school saying, "It takes one to know one."

Initially shocked at being called a cold-hearted bitch, that familiar elementary chant came to mind. While I feel that Lauren herself was quite cruel in her choice of words, I am profoundly saddened that a stranger, a friend, an enemy, another person, could find me so heartless.

From the bottom of my (cold) heart, I am sorry of the wrongdoing I committed. I now understand what it feels like when someone is cruel, and I do not wish that feeling upon anyone.

Sincerely,
Le Petit