Memo:
Memo:
Don't ever tell me about the "amazing" asses of other girls.
Don't ever accuse me of "looking at the guys' junk in their spandex."
EVER.
Now does the world understand why some women are destined to be single-ites? They meet men like this.
~~~
I'm writing a book.
This has a very good chance of being in it.

4 Comments:
That was almost hilarious enough for me to suspend the relinking rule, but not quite.
I think ass's is supposed to be spelled like that because they belong to the girls. Not spelled like asses. Not sure on that though. Some one who you love very much :}
Yeah, your spelling is perfectly correct. I would've corrected it otherwise. For the anonymous person, they aren't the asses' girls, they're the girls' asses. And of is being used to indicate possession, removing the need for an apostrophe with girls.
Im not sure which of my many lovers (that I happen love "very much") would attempt correcting my grammar.
I'm also amused that they posted anonymously. Isn't that so last summer?
Oh lover of mine, show your face. (Unless of course, it's the opposite, and I really hate you very much. In that case, shame on you for trying to be Grammar God. Brian's filled that position already.)
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