Somehow, There is Such a Thing as Too Much Information.

Let's say you have two suitor-ettes. One lives on the other side of the country, but who's counting the miles? The other is from your hometown, but currently goes to school in the southern area of the state.

Now let's say that your name is Billy Bob. And the girl on the west coast, she's named Suzie Q. And the girl from you're hometown, Carrie Ann.

Now, Billy Bob tells Carrie Ann all about Suzie Q. He even mentions (to ALL of his friends,) the cookies Suzie Q overnighted him. (Emphasis on OVERNIGHT.) Billy Bob knows that Suzie Q really likes him, she's mentioned moving cross country, and is even coming in for a weekend to visit. Now Billy Bob thinks that these are all gestures of friendship, all good friends want to move closer and come for weekends to visit, right? He knows though that Suzie Q likes him because she's actually said, "If I lived closer to you, I'd date you."

Now Carrie Ann is another story. He and Carrie Ann hang out more often, and have an obvious connection... noticed by all their friends at least. And Carrie Ann has told him outright that she had a "crush" on him. He feels that he could like her, if she was older, lived closer, and if God wanted it to be so. (Now that's just a great way to tell a girl you like her, isn't it??)

Carrie Ann finally got the chance to talk on the phone to Suzie Q. Suzie Q mentions how much she's heard about Carrie Ann.

Carrie Ann realizes, if Billy Bob tells me all about Suzie Q and how she likes him, he must tell Suzie Q about me.... and how I like him.

Somehow, that just seems WRONG. You have two women, both like you and you've most likely admitted to liking both, but you let the each of them know about each other.

Let's make it worse.

That weekend Suzie Q is coming down to visit? Carrie Ann plus a bunch of your friends are going on a road trip to Niagra Falls. To drink, gamble, and do things you shouldn't do. Two girls, one guy. This isn't going to end as a daydream fellows. This could possibly be Billy Bob's worst nightmare.

Stupid, stupid, stupid Boy.