You're Amazing... But....
Don't you hate that phrase? It's like, okay I know I am amazing. Just skip that part and tell me what went wrong.
There is a line forming of people waiting to tell me "I told you so."
Go ahead. I'm actually in line myself.
I think the best part of him telling me was the when he said that if things didn't work out between the two of them, (when she realizes she doesn't want to move to crappy Cleveland??) that perhaps one day things could work out between us.
Yes, I did laugh at him and told him not to expect me to be waiting around.
As a wise woman once said: "A guy isn't worth it unless he will swim through shark infested waters to deliver you a [fucking] lemonade."
And don't expect me to be waiting for my lemonade. I think I've learned my lesson by now, I'm just going to get off my ass and get it myself.
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I always say a girl isn't worth it unless she'll drive three hours to heat me a microwave dinner.
I also say I told you so. I also tell you you should have kicked him in da nutz.
"A guy isn't worth it unless he will drive through snow infested highways to deliver you to a [fucking] mass."
-Frank Sinatra
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